Collection: SLURPBURP

The Slurpburp. How to describe this sweet but spooky Sneaky Freak? We'll do our best.

🧶 Is that the faint fog of Earl Grey creeping under the door? Hear the clack-clack of knitting needles echoing in the dark? Smell something damp, mossy… sort of cosy, yet vaguely terrifying? 

🧦 Meet Slurpburp - equal parts tea and terror, hugs and horror. One moment they’re handing you a fresh cuppa, knitting you socks or crying at a fern's funeral. The next, you’re cocooned in hideous hand-knitted scarves and legwarmers, choking on greenish fog and wondering why your indoor plant 'mysteriously' died overnight.

This is the sincere-but-sinister paradox of Slurpburp, where cosy = creepy. 

🪴 So double-check before sipping. Only hug when there's no way out. And maybe do a welfare check on your house plants.

⚠️ WARNING: you'll never look at your nan the same way again.