SLURPBURP

The Slurpburp. How to describe this sweet but spooky Sneaky Freak? We'll do our best.

🧶 Is that the faint fog of Earl Grey creeping under the door? Hear the clack-clack of knitting needles echoing in the dark? Smell something damp, mossy… sort of cosy, yet vaguely terrifying? 

🧦 Meet Slurpburp - equal parts tea and terror, hugs and horror. One moment they’re handing you a fresh cuppa, knitting you socks or crying at a fern's funeral. The next, you’re cocooned in hideous hand-knitted scarves and legwarmers, choking on greenish fog and wondering why your indoor plant 'mysteriously' died overnight.

This is the sincere-but-sinister paradox of Slurpburp, where cosy = creepy. 

🪴 So double-check before sipping. Only hug when there's no way out. And maybe do a welfare check on your house plants.


⚠️ WARNING: you'll never look at your nan the same way again.

COMING SOON

📣 The books of THE FIRST WAVE OF FREAK -> 

🎯 MEET THE FREAKS VOL. I  

🔍 THE SNEAKY FREAKS HUNTER'S TOOLBOX VOL. I

📜 THE LEAGUE OF SNEAKSEEKERS' CODEX VOL. I 


PLUS!

📕 SNEAKSPEAK: The Official Lingo of the Freakiverse - the classified Top Secret dictionary of FreakFam codewords, slang and insider phrases. Sure to confuse any and every grown-up or non-FreakFam kid you come across. Which is just total joy, right??

📘 FREAKLORE: The Legend of the Sneaky Freaks - centuries of cover-ups, leaks, scandals, frauds and infamous encounters, finally revealed.

Please note:

🌱  At Sneaky Freaks HQ, we care about critters, chaos and our planet. That’s why we urge all FreakFam recruits and all apprentice Freak Hunters and SneakSeekers to grab the eBook editions first - eco-friendly, instantly satisfying and impossible for Shnoops (or anyone else) to pinch. 

Please only get yourself a real, proper paper, sit-on-your-shelf-or-hide-under-your-bed copy if you simply must have your Fave Freak and vital Freakiverse info right at hand (and only if you swear to protect it with your life). 

🌳 Respect the trees.  🐾 Respect the critters.  🛡️ Respect the Code.

The Freakiverse Library