FRANK. The Hero Cactus. 🌵
Tough. Spiky. Totally legendary.
This is the Honorary FRANK THE HERO CACTUS tee - a tribute to the bravest, grittiest plant the Freakiverse ever knew.
Two and a half years of torturous Slurpburp 'love', one final prick of defiance and a legacy that will live forever.
Wear this mighty tee with pride, serious attitude and just a hint of spite. Because heroes don’t bloom - they endure.
And in hard times, borrow Frank's heroic battle cry - "NOT TODAY, you woolly Freak!"
About this t shirt ->
+ Made without side seams to minimise waste and enhance appearance.
+ Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for long-term wear.
+ Shoulder tape stabilizes garment to prevent stretching.
+ Crafted from 100% midweight US cotton for a soft touch and comfort.
+ Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions ->
+ Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
+ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
+ Tumble dry: medium heat
+ Iron, steam or dry: low heat
+ Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For children, Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
