SNEAKSPEAK

SneakSpeak - Top Secret Lingo of the Freakiverse

🕶️  Because normal words are boring.

Shhh… you’ve stumbled onto the secret language of the Freakiverse.

SneakSpeak is the Top Secret lingo of the Sneaky Freaks themselves.

Only true Sneaky Freak fans and Freakiverse insiders can decode it and speak it. Parents, teachers and clueless grown-ups? Nope. They won’t have any idea what you’re talking about. SneakSpeak belongs to the FreakFam. The ones in the know. The ones who have taken a leap into the Freakiverse and changed their worlds forever.

So… are you in? 🤫

 

🛑  WARNING: Only for members of the FREAKFAM or certified FREAK HUNTERS and SNEAKSEEKERS.

📣  REMEMBER: Say it sneaky. Say it freaky. Say it right. 

🤫  GOLDEN RULE: SneakSpeak is TOP SECRET, so the Golden Rule is simple -> SSHHHH....!

 

  • SQUIDGE

    SQUIDGE

    What is a Sneaky Freak? It's hard to say. And what is...

    SQUIDGE

  • PLOP

    PLOP

    Sneaky Freak? More like Stinky Freak. Meet PLOP - The STINK KING...

    PLOP

  • WALLYBANG

    WALLYBANG

      💥 REV YOUR ENGINES 💥 Buckle up, FreakFam... it's time to...

    WALLYBANG

  • SLURPBURP

    SLURPBURP

    The Slurpburp. How to describe this sweet but spooky Sneaky Freak? We'll...

    SLURPBURP

  • POTTYBOO

    POTTYBOO

    🧽 SCRUB YOUR TOENAILS, FREAKFAM 🧽 Take a deep, disinfected breath. It’s...

    POTTYBOO

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Your all-access pass to the wildest, weirdest, stinkiest merch in the Freakiverse.

Each known Sneaky Freak (there are 8 so far… but whispers suggest more are out there) has their own pile of chaos here. Inside each collection you’ll find:
👕 Freaky tees
📖 Freak books + scribble-chaos journals
🎨 Printables + posters
🎒 Weird, wonderful, can’t-get-‘em-anywhere-else goodies.

New Sneaky Freaks are being revealed on the regular as part of the First Wave of Freak, so keep checking back - your favourite Freak might just be sneaking in soon.

Dare to choose your Fave Freak… or collect them all. 👀

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