Despite truly loving plants, Slurpburps manage to kill them all. Every single one. Even Frank the Hero Cactus couldn't survive Slurpburp.
Ferns flop, orchids drop and rhododendrons go POP. This is why one of their (not so nice) nicknames is 'Plant Slayer'. Slurpburps hold, on average, two Fernerals a week. What's a ferneral? It's a teary, dramatic send off for their dry, dead plants where they recite poetry, brew some special tea, burp a lot and then set the plant on fire. And then, with renewed enthusiasm, they shop for new ones.
We told you Slurpburps are creepy. We totally did.
About this t shirt ->
+ Made without side seams to minimise waste and enhance appearance.
+ Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for long-term wear.
+ Shoulder tape stabilizes garment to prevent stretching.
+ Crafted from 100% midweight US cotton for a soft touch and comfort.
+ Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions ->
+ Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
+ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
+ Tumble dry: medium heat
+ Iron, steam or dry: low heat
+ Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For children, Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
