SHOP FREAKS

Here's your all-access pass to the wildest, weirdest, stinkiest merch in the Freakiverse.

Each known Sneaky Freak (there are 8 so far… but whispers suggest more are out there) has their own pile of chaos here. Inside each collection you’ll find:
👕 Freaky tees
📖 Freak books + scribble-chaos journals
🎨 Printables + posters
🎒 Weird, wonderful, can’t-get-‘em-anywhere-else goodies.

New Sneaky Freaks are being revealed on the regular as part of the First Wave of Freak, so keep checking back - your favourite Freak might just be sneaking in soon.

Dare to choose your Fave Freak… or collect them all. 👀

  • SQUIDGE

    SQUIDGE

    What is a Sneaky Freak? It's hard to say. And what is...

  • PLOP

    PLOP

    Sneaky Freak? More like Stinky Freak. Meet PLOP - The STINK KING...

  • WALLYBANG

    WALLYBANG

      💥 REV YOUR ENGINES 💥 Buckle up, FreakFam... it's time to...

  • SLURPBURP

    SLURPBURP

    The Slurpburp. How to describe this sweet but spooky Sneaky Freak? We'll...

  • POTTYBOO

    POTTYBOO

    🧽 SCRUB YOUR TOENAILS, FREAKFAM 🧽 Take a deep, disinfected breath. It’s...