😬 Ohhh Slurpburp. Will you ever live it down? 🧦
🧶 This is THE YARN MUMMY INCIDENT tee - poor Squidge waking up in the cheese compartment mummified in 32 layers of Knitmare after a single sip of some highly suspicious Slurpburp tea. 😵💫
This tee commemorates (but certainly doesn't celebrate) this notorious scandal in FreakLore that ended up with Pidge slapping Slurpburp with an Official Restraining Order. Pidge doesn't mess around when it comes to Squidge.
Ever since the infamous Yarn Mummy Incident, no Sneaky Freak feels entirely safe around a Slurpburp. And who can blame them? 👀
About this t shirt ->
+ Made without side seams to minimise waste and enhance appearance.
+ Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for long-term wear.
+ Shoulder tape stabilizes garment to prevent stretching.
+ Crafted from 100% midweight US cotton for a soft touch and comfort.
+ Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions ->
+ Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
+ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
+ Tumble dry: medium heat
+ Iron, steam or dry: low heat
+ Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For children, Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
