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The FreakFam isn’t your average fanbase. It’s a secret society. A group of brilliant weirdos, stealthy whisperers and adventurous Freak Hunters-in-the-making. Here at Sneaky Freaks HQ, we don’t just believe in the Sneaky Freaks - we know they exist. And we have the proof.
Becoming part of the FreakFam is your first bold step into the Freakiverse. If you’re reading this, it’s too late - you’re already in. So welcome!
From here, you can choose your own sneaky, freaky path: sign up to the all-access Fave Freak Fan Club, or test your bravery and brains to enter one of the two elite Sneaky Freak Members’ Clubs - the daring Freak Hunter Squad or the mysterious League of SneakSeekers.
If you like, you can sign up early to ALL of the clubs using the portals on this page - then, when they open, we will give you your next official instructions.
Let’s break it down.
⭐ The Fave Freak Fan Club
Open to all. No exams. No pressure. Just pure Freak fun.
🔥 Insider perks & printable freebies.
🔥 First dibs on Freak News & the latest drops.
🔥 FreakFam bragging rights.
All early sign ups are free - everyone is welcome… but do you dare to go deeper? Read on...
🗝️ The Elite Clubs of the Freakiverse
🔮 The League of SneakSeekers
The League is the brain of the Freakiverse. SneakSeekers are the scholars, the lore-keepers and the code-breakers. While everyone else is messing about and giggling, the League is busy scribbling in journals, decoding glyphs and piecing together the classified truth of Sneaky Freaks. They don’t just hunt Freaks - they study them. They guard FreakLore, decode SneakSpeak and track every sighting that governments, to this day, try to bury.
Official Role: Keepers of Sneaky secrets, documenters of FreakLore, translators of SneakSpeak and, above all, guardians of Freak Truth.
🎒 The Freak Hunter Squad
Freak Hunters are the boots on the ground. They’re bold, adventurous, fearless and probably a little bit nuts. While the League peers at old files, the Hunters are out there with torches and gas masks raiding bins, tracking stink clouds and braving the perils of a neon-red Wallybang tantrum. Hunters don’t read - they chase. They don’t scribble - they crouch and wait.
Official Role: Trackers, explorers, tool inventors and first-responders when a Freak is near.
⚔️ League vs. Hunters… or Both?
Some say the SneakSeekers are smarter. Some say the Freak Hunters are braver. The truth? The Freakiverse needs both. The Hunters venture into the wild, bringing back sightings, oodles of chaos and rumours from the field. The League decodes, catalogues and keeps the record straight(ish). Sometimes the League needs proof and sometimes the Hunters need wisdom.
Together, they stop cover-ups and keep the Freakiverse alive.
Together, they form the ultimate kid-powered Freakiverse Alliance.
If you’re wondering… yes, you can join both. But only if you can pass the Entry Exams.
♾️ The Nitty Gritty
🎒 The Freak Hunter Squad - FreakField Division
For the bold, the fearless, the intrepid and the slightly bonkers. If you love stomping around with torches, peering through a magnifying glass, raiding bins and surviving disgusting stink clouds, this is your tribe.
⚔️ Complete the Freak Hunter Entry Exam to join.
⚔️ A big pile of stuff to help you complete your mission - tool checklists, Top Secret missions, hunting tips and printable tracking planners and logbooks.
⚔️ Bragging rights: “I’ve faced a Plop and lived."
Launches: November.
🔮 The League of SneakSeekers - FreakLore Division
For the thinkers, the puzzler-solvers and the scholars of Sneak. If you prefer riddles over fridge raids and rat chases, decoding SneakSpeak over chasing a Squidge, this is your path.
📖 Pass the League Entry Exam (tougher than it looks!).
📖 Access to secret files, glyph codes and puzzles.
📖 Eternal honour as an Official Keeper of FreakLore.
Launches: November.
🛡️ Only the best of the best can join. Remember: places are limited and competition will be fierce.
But the bragging rights? -> ⭐ Legendary ⭐
So… what’ll it be? Will you hunt? Will you crack the code? Or will you dare to do both?
🛑 IMPORTANT
Make sure you sign up to our monthly 📣 FREAK NEWS, where you'll be kept up to speed about all Sneaky Freak happenings ahead of time. Watch out for incoming Freaks - FREAKEORS in SneakSpeak - along with Sneaky Drops, new book launches, Club news, freebies, FreakFam insider info and more.
🚀 LAST, BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST
Prepare yourself! Something HUGE is landing in The Freakiverse next year! Very Top Secret and hush hush for now, so stay tuned.