Collection: FREAK BOOKS

📚 The Sneaky Freaks are finally stepping out of the shadows…

... and onto your device or bookshelf. There are currently eight known Sneaky Freaks, each with their own weird, disgusting, chaotic and hilarious quirks. But careful investigation of FreakLore by the League of SneakSeekers hints at several more waiting to be revealed. Even discovered! 👀

From Sneaky Freak guides and scribble-chaos books to laugh-out-loud encounters and gross discoveries, these volumes drop regularly as part of the First Wave of Freak. So grab your copy (eBook or paperback), keep your eyes peeled and remember: every new book takes you one step further into the Freakiverse. 📖✨

Meet the Sneaky Freaks of the First Wave 

SQUIDGE – The King of Cool
The Big Boss Freak. Chill, funky, always ready to bust a groove - and the enemy of bullies everywhere. Meet Squidge, the Freak everyone counts on and everyone loves.

PLOP – The Tragic Stinkball Poet
A living piece of poo in a diaper and sneakers. Builds trash castles, writes poems for flies, serenades for rats and farts melodies. Totally gross, sensitive and gentle, but can send you unconscious just by being in your vicinity.

WALLYBANG – The Turbo Tantrum
BOOM! Crash! Smash! That's pretty much it. Wallybang is peril in motion. Loud, fiery, unbelievably vain and always one tiny nerve-ending away from blowing the roof off.

SLURPBURP – The Knitter Nutter
Chirpy, slurpy and burpy. Worships Squidge, knits hundreds of the ugliest mittens you've ever seen, is a tea addict and smothers indoor plants with so much love that they never make it.

Please note:

🌱  At Sneaky Freaks HQ, we care about critters, chaos and our planet. That’s why we urge all FreakFam recruits and all apprentice Freak Hunters and SneakSeekers to grab the eBook editions first - eco-friendly, instantly satisfying and impossible for Shnoops (or anyone else) to pinch.

Please only get yourself a real, proper paper, sit-on-your-shelf-or-hide-under-your-bed copy if you simply must have your Fave Freak and vital Freakiverse info right at hand (and only if you swear to protect it with your life).

🌳 Respect the trees.  🐾 Respect the critters.  🛡️ Respect the Code.