Is there a faint aroma of Earl Grey lingering in the air..? Do you hear the clack-clack of knitting needles nearby? Did you step on something that felt like a sharp rock but looks like a tiny biscuit? Beware - you may be in Slurpburp territory.
🧶 Meet SLURPBURP, the Knitter Nutter of the Sneaky Freaks - the clingiest, cosiest, creepiest Freak of them all. Which is saying something.
🧦 One minute Slurpburp is hugging you, knitting you socks and brewing endless cups of tea. The next? You’re smothered in wool, drowning in fog and attending a funeral for your favourite houseplant. 🪴🪦
Slurpburp is a paradox: sweet but spooky, kind but clingy, sentimental but sinister. From knitted mittens to knotted webs, from suspicious plant deaths to even more suspicious online dating profiles (PrettyKnitty33, anyone??), Slurpburp is proof that love can be… well… a little too much. Putting it mildly.
Perfect for kids who love things weird, silly and just a little bit spooky - and those who understand that too much tea can actually be dangerous. Because when it comes to this Sneaky Freak… the line between cosy and creepy is definitely blurred. 👀
100 full colour pages of way, WAY too much loving attention. Prepare yourself for The Teatime Terror. The Plant Slayer. The Chinchilla Choker. The Cushion Creeper. (the list goes on...)
