POTTYBOO

🧽 SCRUB YOUR TOENAILS, FREAKFAM 🧽

Take a deep, disinfected breath. It’s time to meet the one and (thankfully) only…

✨ Sultan of Scrub
🧴 Bleach Bore
🚽 Washroom Warlord

Yes - unfortunately, this is POTTYBOO.
Clean freak. Filth fighter. The toilet tyrant with a 100% sterile, lemon-fresh mission.

From spotless books to sparkling clean merch, slide into the mind-crushingly boring, most hygienically unhinged dimension of the Freakiverse.
No stain is safe. No sock un-sniffed. No mirror left streaky.

LOVE CLEAN? This is your Freak. ✔️
Pottyboo — 70% undiluted bleach, 20% unbearable lectures, 10% glassy, squeaky stare-glare.

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️  HAZARD WARNING:
Prolonged exposure to Pottyboo merch may cause compulsive tidying, alphabetised soaps and an uncontrollable urge to shout “BECAUSE DIRT NEVER SLEEPS!” at the bathtub.

COMING SOON

📣 The books of THE FIRST WAVE OF FREAK -> 

🎯 MEET THE FREAKS VOL. I  

🔍 THE SNEAKY FREAKS HUNTER'S TOOLBOX VOL. I

📜 THE LEAGUE OF SNEAKSEEKERS' CODEX VOL. I 


PLUS!

📕 SNEAKSPEAK: The Official Lingo of the Freakiverse - the classified Top Secret dictionary of FreakFam codewords, slang and insider phrases. Sure to confuse any and every grown-up or non-FreakFam kid you come across. Which is just total joy, right??

📘 FREAKLORE: The Legend of the Sneaky Freaks - centuries of cover-ups, leaks, scandals, frauds and infamous encounters, finally revealed.

Please note:

🌱  At Sneaky Freaks HQ, we care about critters, chaos and our planet. That’s why we urge all FreakFam recruits and all apprentice Freak Hunters and SneakSeekers to grab the eBook editions first - eco-friendly, instantly satisfying and impossible for Shnoops (or anyone else) to pinch. 

Please only get yourself a real, proper paper, sit-on-your-shelf-or-hide-under-your-bed copy if you simply must have your Fave Freak and vital Freakiverse info right at hand (and only if you swear to protect it with your life). 

🌳 Respect the trees.  🐾 Respect the critters.  🛡️ Respect the Code.

The Freakiverse Library