Collection: POTTYBOO

🧽 SCRUB YOUR TOENAILS, FREAKFAM 🧽

Take a deep, disinfected breath. It’s time to meet the one and (thankfully) only…

✨ Sultan of Scrub
🧴 Bleach Bore
🚽 Washroom Warlord

Yes - unfortunately, this is POTTYBOO.
Clean freak. Filth fighter. The toilet tyrant with a 100% sterile, lemon-fresh mission.

From spotless books to sparkling clean merch, slide into the mind-crushingly boring, most hygienically unhinged dimension of the Freakiverse.
No stain is safe. No sock un-sniffed. No mirror left streaky.

LOVE CLEAN? This is your Freak. ✔️
Pottyboo — 70% undiluted bleach, 20% unbearable lectures, 10% glassy, squeaky stare-glare.

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️  HAZARD WARNING:
Prolonged exposure to Pottyboo merch may cause compulsive tidying, alphabetised soaps and an uncontrollable urge to shout “BECAUSE DIRT NEVER SLEEPS!” at the bathtub.