WALLYBANG

  💥 REV YOUR ENGINES 💥

Buckle up, FreakFam... it's time to meet the one, the only... 

🔥 Turbo Tantrum
🏎️ Machine of Mayhem
🪞 Mirror Hog

Yes, this is Wallybang. Incredibly vain, high on gasoline, usually on fire and an EXTREME RISK.

From explosive books to flaming merch, relish every meltdown, flex and ego-fuelled tantrum of the loudest, fastest Sneaky Freak of them all.

LOVE CHAOS? This is your Freak. ✔️
Wallybang - 98% hair gel, 2% common sense.

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ TRIPLE THREAT WARNING: prolonged exposure to Wallybang merch may cause mirror hogging, vacuum cleaner rivalry and spontaneous microwave meltdowns.

COMING SOON

📣 The books of THE FIRST WAVE OF FREAK -> 

🎯 MEET THE FREAKS VOL. I  

🔍 THE SNEAKY FREAKS HUNTER'S TOOLBOX VOL. I

📜 THE LEAGUE OF SNEAKSEEKERS' CODEX VOL. I 


PLUS!

📕 SNEAKSPEAK: The Official Lingo of the Freakiverse - the classified Top Secret dictionary of FreakFam codewords, slang and insider phrases. Sure to confuse any and every grown-up or non-FreakFam kid you come across. Which is just total joy, right??

📘 FREAKLORE: The Legend of the Sneaky Freaks - centuries of cover-ups, leaks, scandals, frauds and infamous encounters, finally revealed.

Please note:

🌱  At Sneaky Freaks HQ, we care about critters, chaos and our planet. That’s why we urge all FreakFam recruits and all apprentice Freak Hunters and SneakSeekers to grab the eBook editions first - eco-friendly, instantly satisfying and impossible for Shnoops (or anyone else) to pinch. 

Please only get yourself a real, proper paper, sit-on-your-shelf-or-hide-under-your-bed copy if you simply must have your Fave Freak and vital Freakiverse info right at hand (and only if you swear to protect it with your life). 

🌳 Respect the trees.  🐾 Respect the critters.  🛡️ Respect the Code.

The Freakiverse Library