Anything with an engine is a threat to a Wallybang. If it's also loud and fast -> instant mortal enemy. It's an ego thing. 🤷🏻 💋
Toasters? -> Toast.
Blenders? -> Only a Nutribullet stands a chance.
Microwaves? -> Wave bye-bye.
Vaccum cleaners? Hmmm.... 50:50 odds.
But there's one household machine that can definitely hold its own. Wallybang's true nemesis -> THE LAWNMOWER.
So when your dad (or mum) revs up the mower on the weekend, you can almost guarantee there's a Wallybang lurking in the garage, glugging gasoline and getting ready to POP RIGHT OFF. If that happens -> CLEAR THE AREA.
This is the iconic WALLYBANG VS MOWER tee - commemorating the Battle of the Ages (this fight is one Wallybangs never win - but they never stop trying).
⚠️ 🧯 THIS TEE COMES WITH AN 'EXTREME RISK' WARNING.
About this t shirt ->
+ Made without side seams to minimise waste and enhance appearance.
+ Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for long-term wear.
+ Shoulder tape stabilizes garment to prevent stretching.
+ Crafted from 100% midweight US cotton for a soft touch and comfort.
+ Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions ->
+ Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
+ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
+ Tumble dry: medium heat
+ Iron, steam or dry: low heat
+ Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For children, Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
