eBook - POTTYBOO: Toilet Tyrant of the Sneaky Freaks

🦠 😷 "DIRT NEVER SLEEPS!" - according to the Pottyboo.

Do your toiletries rearrange themselves overnight?
Is your bathroom too clean? Like, suspiciously, impossibly sterile clean?

Then you might just have a Pottyboo problem.

Pottyboos are the most uptight and insufferably boring Sneaky Freak of them all - tiny, bossy, lecturing, hygiene-worshipping maniacs who cannot rest until every single germ is exterminated and every towel has been starched, ironed and folded twice (corner-to-corner, obviously).

They smell like bleach, never shut up and totally lose it the instant someone says the word “mud”.

Down in their secret, spotless bunker, they collect certificates of cleanliness, track humidity levels and plot revenge against their No. 1 enemies: Plops and Shnoops.

Inside this book you’ll discover:
🧴 The truth about Pottyboo’s mysterious bunker.
🧼 The “Bleach Before You Preach” way of life.
🧽 SneakSpeak words every true FreakFam needs to know.
👀 The cause of Chronic Dry-Eye Syndrome and the Thousand-Yard Stare-Glare.
💩 The notorious Steam Bath Scandal and the world famous Great Plop Infestation.

Is Pottyboo loveable? No. Not really.
Petty? Beyond belief.
Freaky? Ohhh yes. In every conceivable way.

Say hello to Professor Poo-Phobe. The Bleach Bore. The Bog Bureaucrat. 
(Bring earplugs. Seriously - you're going to need them.)

100+ pages of full colour, painfully polished pandemonium, 100% sterility and ridiculous Sneaky Freak chaos.

⭐ (To purchase POTTYBOO in PAPERBACK, please head to AMAZON HERE.) ⭐