Slurpburps ADORE Squidges, which is totally understandable and also very well known (and, sometimes, more than a bit disturbing). Also well known is their constant clack-clack knitting. It never stops.
🧶 Unfortunately, this means Squidges receive hundreds, if not thousands, of hideous hand-knitted and crocheted garments from Slurpburps in their lifetimes.
🐑 Also unfortunate, Squidges have excellent manners so they always receive these unwanted gifts with a polite"thank you", which only spurs Slurpburps to knit them even more.
🖼️ Unfortunately, for the third time, most of these knitted 'gifts' feature a large image of Squidge on the front - or the side - or the bottom - or the trim - or the back.
Squidges don't mind too much, because they know they're the coolest - they just don't feel a need to brag about it. That saying, "if you've got it, flaunt it"? Well, Squidges know better. They know that, if you've got it, you don't need to flaunt it.
Still, Squidges are the Kings of Cool. They wouldn't be seen dead in anything a Slurpburp makes. To this day, no-one knows where Squidges store all that woolly horror they're given. It's a Freakiverse mystery. 🤷🏻
About this t shirt ->
+ Made without side seams to minimise waste and enhance appearance.
+ Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for long-term wear.
+ Shoulder tape stabilizes garment to prevent stretching.
+ Crafted from 100% midweight US cotton for a soft touch and comfort.
+ Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions ->
+ Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
+ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
+ Tumble dry: medium heat
+ Iron, steam or dry: low heat
+ Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For children, Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
