Being a particularly weird Sneaky Freak, a Slurpburp has more than one equation. Too many.
This is the optimistic view of Slurpburp (if you know, you know... 👀 ) which is perfect, because Slurpburps are at least 50% pure optimism. It's enough to drive you completely crazy. So this is the cosy version of Slurpburp - all chirps, burps, slurps and always, ALWAYS, that awful knitwear. Yick. Should we also make the creepy version? Probably.
Sneaky Freaks merch is designed and made for the serious Freak Fan. No messing about. -> Serious Freak Business only. Sshhh....!
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About this t shirt ->
+ Made without side seams to minimise waste and enhance appearance.
+ Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for long-term wear.
+ Shoulder tape stabilizes garment to prevent stretching.
+ Crafted from 100% midweight US cotton for a soft touch and comfort.
+ Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions ->
+ Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
+ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
+ Tumble dry: medium heat
+ Iron, steam or dry: low heat
+ Do not dry clean
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For children, Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
