SCRIBBLE CHAOS - SLURPBURP Edition (eBook Printable)

🫖 Scribble Chaos – SLURPBURP Edition

Welcome to the cosiest nightmare (or Knitmare) ever stitched.

This is Slurpburp’s Scribble-Chaos Book - 100 pages of sweet but sinister prompts that will drag your imagination through green tea fog, tangled vines, oceans of tea and far too many hideous socks.

Inside, you’ll find the full Slurpburp experience: tragic tea parties, doomed houseplants, crochet gone rogue and enough squishy, sentimental neediness to make your pencils cry. It’s part crafting session, part psychological thriller and entirely your fault once you start drawing. (We accept no responsibility whatsoever).

Perfect for rainy days, cloudy days, misty days, humid days, sleepless nights, spooky nights, suspiciously long baths or whenever you’re feeling a bit too comfortable and calm. Simply download, print out and put an immediate end to all that peace. Unleash your inner Slurpburp - it's just tea and wool. What could be distrurbing about that? 👀 

📄 A4 printable download (colour).
🫖 100 pages of eerie, tea-soaked creative yarn chaos.
🌿 Knitwear, vines, ghosts of ferns and emotional drenching.
🎨 Loads of space to doodle, dream, howl silently and drown in creative horror.

Because comfort can sometimes be a little creepy - and sometimes cosiness conceals claws.

📖 Draw it. Doodle it. Freak it. The Sneaky Freaks are waiting for your imagination!

Please note:

🌱  At Sneaky Freaks HQ, we care about critters, chaos and our planet. That’s why we urge all FreakFam recruits and all apprentice Freak Hunters and SneakSeekers to grab the eBook editions first - eco-friendly, instantly satisfying and impossible for Shnoops (or anyone else) to pinch.

Please only get yourself a real, proper paper, sit-on-your-shelf-or-hide-under-your-bed copy if you simply must have your Fave Freak and vital Freakiverse info right at hand (and only if you swear to protect it with your life).

🌳 Respect the trees.  🐾 Respect the critters.  🛡️ Respect the Code.