So many questions. Too many rumours.
Do Slurpburps really live a secret life?
Is it Slurpburp behind the racy 'prettyknitty33' profile on every online dating site?
Slurpburps are sneakier (and probably freakier) than most of the other Sneaky Freaks, but mainly they're always on the hunt for love. Hmm. Nope.
The PrettyKnitty33 profile offers:
🫖 Cosy tea dates (don't)
🌲 Romantic romps in nature (just don't)
🪴 Plant shopping sprees (seriously - don't)
🧶 Intimate knitting parties (don't don't DON'T!)
⚠️ Don't say we didn't warn you. Because we totally did. Multiple times. DON'T.
About this t shirt ->
+ Made without side seams to minimise waste and enhance appearance.
+ Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for long-term wear.
+ Shoulder tape stabilizes garment to prevent stretching.
+ Crafted from 100% midweight US cotton for a soft touch and comfort.
+ Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions ->
+ Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
+ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
+ Tumble dry: medium heat
+ Iron, steam or dry: low heat
+ Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For children, Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
