This is the MIRROR MIRROR BOOM tee and it's a whopper.
Wallybangs have a passionate relationship with mirrors. Any reflective surface will do - the microwave, the toaster, a window. Because Wallybangs are incredibly vain.
One moment they're flexing and pouting at themselves... 🪞
... the next, they've smashed a hole through the mirror 💥 Why? Because their reflection had the audacity to look better than Wallybang. (It doesn't make any sense, but Sneaky Freaks often don't.)
⚠️ 🧯 THIS TEE COMES WITH AN 'EXTREME RISK' WARNING.
About this t shirt ->
+ Made without side seams to minimise waste and enhance appearance.
+ Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for long-term wear.
+ Shoulder tape stabilizes garment to prevent stretching.
+ Crafted from 100% midweight US cotton for a soft touch and comfort.
+ Ethically produced and certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions ->
+ Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
+ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
+ Tumble dry: medium heat
+ Iron, steam or dry: low heat
+ Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For children, Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
