💀 FRANK APPROVED drinking vessel. Weaklings BEWARE.
Introducing the Honorary FRANK the HERO CACTUS MUG - a sacred vessel for the truly gritty Freak Fan.
Perfect for hot choc, ice-cream spiders, tea (don't - that would be plain rude) or just the lonely, bitter slurp of survival.
Each sip is a salute to the Freakiverse legend that defied the lunatic Slurpburp, severe drought and crochet-driven trauma - and did it all without a wimpy whimper or more than the occasional drop of water.
👉🏽 HYDRATION is for WIMPS. GRIT is FOREVER.
Always remember:
🏜️ Drink dry.
🪒 Stay sharp.
🌵 Be like Frank.
#FrankForce #StayPrickly #SneakyFreaks #HeroCactus #Grit #NoSurrender
About this brave-hero-of-the-ages mug ->
+ Microwave-safe
+ Dishwasher-safe
+ Available in two sizes (312ml / 11oz and a massive 425ml / 15oz)
+ Lead and BPA-free ceramic material for safe use
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
